• my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
• me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready

• me: *sneezes*
• everyone:
• someone else: *sneezes*
• teacher: bless you
• students: bless you
• principal: bless you
• class hamster: bless you
• jesus: bless you
• god: bless you
• tupac: bless you

(via sleepyreverie)

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